Light Demotivational Poster
BLADE - Finally will do a REAL favor to Mankind
TWILIGHT - The Final Episode.
TWILIGHT MOMS -
A CROSS-OVER -
DAYWALKER - There can only be one.
THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead.
THIS IS... - the true ending!
UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..
JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.
SIMPSONS DEATH NOTE - I'll take a Butterfinger... AND EAT IT!!!!!
FOUR MOVIES - one expression
READ TWILIGHT I WILL NOT - Rip my own eyes out much I would rather.
AND SPARKLES DESTROY VAMPIRISM. -
WOODEN STAKE - Oh Edward! I have a gift for you! Come on out, you sparkly bastard!
AMISH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS -
FRUSTRATION - Hung over, outa' coffee, can't find my lighter and what the hell are you looking at?
WRAPPING PAPER TUBES -
DEATH BAKERY - Cake unites even mortal enemies.
STEP ASIDE -
DYING LEPRECHAUNS -
MURDER - Still a better love story than Twilight.
GRANDPA - Apparently he's not a big fan of the Twilight movies.
JEDI SQUIRRELS - Is there *anything* George won't try to add to the movies?
MY MIND - Is like lightning... One BRILLIANT flash... Then it's gone
KIDS - Why do you assume that flesh eating monsters are afraid of a 7.5 watt bulbs?
STILL - A much better love story than Twilight
MIDNIGHT SNACKS - If we aren't supposed to have a midnight snack then why is there a light in the fridge ?
BLESS THEM -
REDNECKS - We love the Christmas season too
HE DOESN'T TURN THE LIGHTS ON.... - he turns the dark off.
sith army knife -
JEDI ALICE - No! Off with YOUR head!
DOUBLE STANDARDS - sure when Robert Pattinson does it it's romantic but when I do it it's creepy
SILLY OTTER - go put that down and get me a guinness instead
L: WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE - I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
ACTOR - his name is Robert Pattinson. he is not Edward. Edward is not real.
EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT A VAMPIRE - He's a fairy.
THE JOY OF YOUTH -
HELL NO - I don't sparkle in sunlight!
REAL LIFE - Still a better love story than Twilight
REVENGE OF THE NERDS - It's going to end in a lightsaber gang bang.
THE COUNT - Could Easily Kick Edward Cullen's Ass.
WWF STILL A BETTER STORY THAN TWILIGHT -
FLIGHT MEDICS - Taking Bad-Ass to a new level
VAMPIRES WERE ONCE BADASS -
BUDDHISM - Basically be nice or you will be an insect in your next life. Oh and don't squish that mosquito it may be your bad uncle Jeff.
REDNECK CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - And, yes they are tampons.
JIM ROHN -
A LONG TIME AGO - in a galaxy far, far away... Okay, it was Tijuana
WOLVERINE WITH LIGHTSABER CLAWS - HIS BEST FRIEND IS CHUCK NORRIS, ACCEPT THIS MOTIFAKE OR THEY WILL GET YOU.
3RD CLASS - When this seat is all you could afford.
BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers
LIGHTSABERS - IF CHUCK NORRIS GOT ONE THE WORLD WOULD EXPLODE.
LIGHTNING TORNADO - natures baddass
THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL - Only those willing to walk in the dark with open eyes may see it.
GOD'S FURY - Never Piss Him Off
PLEASE SHOOT ME NOW -
PROOF! - All Edwards Sparkle!
LIGHTSABERS - Everything's cooler with them.
Vincent Valentine -
LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND -
I HAVE AN IDEA : LET'S PULL THE PLUG AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS -
HOT POTATO - Fresh from I-da-Ho and shaved just the way you like. What more could a man ask for?
INSTRUCTIVE - After you buy the replacement, place it carefully on the base of the sword
TWILIGHT - Yeah, That's More Like It
GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.
MEANWHILE - Somewhere in Ohio... an invite-only test flight of the Amish RV upgrade - The Amibus A 316 Pilot has been identified as Brother Amiwright
LIGHTNING - “They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.” Clint Eastwood
BAD HAIR DAY - Your hair will stand on end just before God Smites you with a bolt from the blue!
RACIAL MINORITIES - Are even present in a galaxy far, far away.
MR M -
NELLIS AFB LAS VEGAS -
LIGHT BULBS -
WHAT DOES NOT KILL US - MAKES US STRONGER If it doesn't make you stronger then pretty sure bet you'll wish it had killed you.
THOMAS EDISON... - ...10 minutes, BEFORE, he invented the light bulb !
HOW MANY -
TWILIGHT - Even WoW knows what's up
THE GODS ARE ANGRY - I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.
TEAM LUKE OR TEAM HAN - only Leia can decide
CHUCK NORRIS - Can mix volcanoes and lightning storms without even trying.
NICE THOUGHT BUT... - Sometimes compliments can be taken the wrong way.
DO NOT HOPE FOR AN EXIT - The light at the end of the tunnel could just be an oncoming train.
Fun Fact for Germaphobes -
THE CHURCH - Who says it can't enlighten ?
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR -
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