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BLADE - Finally will do a REAL favor to Mankind


TAGS: blade twilight
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by Makriev

motinet - September 14, 2012, 4:09 pm, #239158

Over 3000 facebook shares... *faints*
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:28 pm, #188716
I laughed at it, too rerun!
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am, #182639
Before.
fr9mu1 - June 1, 2010, 3:09 am, #178690
yes finaly
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2009, 1:37 pm, #139338
FTW!!!
NotAHater - November 1, 2009, 12:28 am, #132850
Hell yeah. This Twilight obsession has got to stop, and Blade is the perfect choice to deliver it.
untersturmfuher - September 3, 2009, 12:35 pm, #114613
d*** straight
KuroBear - August 27, 2009, 2:34 pm, #112580
This is worth a whole year of EPIC WIN!
amina - August 18, 2009, 11:15 pm, #109615
ok, rant time. the first book was good the rest sucked, the movie sucked, and the acting sucked. oh yeah so did the plot line....
Cheesy Poofs - August 11, 2009, 4:13 pm, #107274
This is awesome incarnate. 5L!
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 11:48 am, #105230
I'm sure Woody meant "2nd" and "4th"...then again, maybe I'm not.
Woodywood03a - August 5, 2009, 11:55 pm, #105041
Blade was a pretty half bake movie. But when they made the 2rd and then the 3th and 4rd, that was a bit of overkill. and then when they made the tv show, all I could say is, "DONE".
Kbomb - July 28, 2009, 12:51 am, #101137
Five lions, and a coupon for free *** with me
Porcelina - July 26, 2009, 9:51 pm, #100653
*insert my twilight rant here*
BriaHere - July 26, 2009, 6:01 pm, #100564
Freaking LOVE Twilight. The movie sucks donkey a** though. Kristin Stewart can't at. Emily Browning should have got the part but I won't ramble on.
Arrogant Knight - July 26, 2009, 7:02 am, #100358
You are SO lucky not to know of Twilight. Oh, d***... I'm sorry...
kerkpyrrus - July 26, 2009, 6:53 am, #100357
ok, i give up, who are the two in front? the girl sorta looks like nat portman?
Me - July 26, 2009, 5:47 am, #100356
That is f***ing amazing.


TWILIGHT - The Final Episode.


TAGS: blade twilight g** vampires
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

infidel81 - March 18, 2012, 11:47 am, #231583
this one prompted me to join motifake
timbosai - December 13, 2011, 6:56 pm, #226580
this one is awesome
maoworks2 - December 10, 2011, 5:11 pm, #226517
Kick a**.!


FACT -


TAGS: pixar up love story twilight
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

kay9kabang - February 23, 2012, 3:48 pm, #230033
and 4 movies.
the1stCOMMI3 - December 22, 2011, 1:51 pm, #226841
I don't use memebase, im more of a reddit person
Noname5 - December 22, 2011, 1:36 pm, #226840
on memebase, thets the same thing but with ...created a better love story in 8 mins without talking ;)
Derek - December 21, 2011, 4:02 pm, #226795
If only people didn't cry every time I show it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 21, 2011, 2:24 pm, #226792
So true!
Arvantillian - December 20, 2011, 10:33 am, #226761
perfect 5 balloons!


A CROSS-OVER -


TAGS: twilight blade cross over crossover best ever
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Darky Mephisto

rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:31 pm, #188720

kind of reminds me of that squirrel...bet he starts popping up
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:29 pm, #188718
Wait, no.... this is the one I laughed at.
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am, #182642
Or elsewhere.
Jericho - August 2, 2009, 4:48 pm, #103937
EPIC WIN


DAYWALKER - There can only be one.


TAGS: blade hunts the twilight cat
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

erik710 - February 25, 2013, 8:19 am, #243770
*Had*
erik710 - February 25, 2013, 8:19 am, #243769
Edward Knew He Hard It Comin
rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:30 pm, #188719

excellent as well
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:28 pm, #188717
Or was it this one?
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:14 am, #182638
Somewhere.
Jingoro - January 10, 2010, 11:58 am, #151733
Heh. Well done, sir.
aesop's folly - January 10, 2010, 9:27 am, #151611
thank you


THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead.


TAGS: light yagami misa amane l death note adult swim anime manga otaku cake
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by jalford

sasunaru4lyf - July 26, 2011, 1:43 pm, #221937
lol, this is sooo funny cause it just proves that the cake IS a lie XD
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:09 pm, #135392
This is horribly hilarious. 5 morbid shinigami lions lol


TWILIGHT MOMS -


TAGS: twilight moms
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Tycho124

jameswnash - January 25, 2011, 8:05 pm, #210813
and they say men are bad!
WhiteTiger225 - July 20, 2010, 10:53 am, #185568
Actor may be 23, but character portrayed is permanently 17. Just because your 4 year old hen*** loli's are voiced by a 30 year old woman, doesn't make them 30 :p
TintedTearz - February 12, 2010, 7:28 am, #157521
To be honest, they look around 30. And Robert Pattinson is 23... 7 years diffrence. Not that bad.
DillyRat - February 11, 2010, 4:58 pm, #157459
true...SAD...but true
Ed-Hyde - November 19, 2009, 7:18 am, #137785
Very true, we just wait that extra year.
Bartimaeus - November 19, 2009, 7:02 am, #137777
lol So true! Great job. 5L for sure.
Porcelina - November 18, 2009, 4:12 pm, #137630
I am posting this on my facebook... or something.
LogicDude - November 18, 2009, 3:52 pm, #137622
*SQUEAL!* 5L!
Fatt Matt - November 18, 2009, 12:41 pm, #137579
Ditto... +5
Sean - November 17, 2009, 10:00 pm, #137398
Excellent poster dude, and as of 2 seconds ago, my wife has just laughed more at this poster than she has at all of mine put together. (Yeah, she and I are REAL freakin' soulmates, eh?)


UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..


TAGS: nailer twilight underworld kate beckinsale
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by WillieNailer

maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:56 pm, #227303
Please Bite Me.
pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm, #192732
nice. 5l's


SIMPSONS DEATH NOTE - I'll take a Butterfinger... AND EAT IT!!!!!


TAGS: simpsons death note light yagami misa amane l ryuk b***erfinger anime manga
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by jalford

bugmenot - January 3, 2011, 6:03 pm, #209054
simpsons were yellow... this is definitely futurama death note
tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:07 am, #123463
JUST. f***ING. EPIC.
Jesus - August 8, 2009, 12:09 am, #105845
This looks more like Futurama. Even though the same person draws them, the style is a little different. In the Simpsons, everyone has very big circle eyes and usually no eyelashes.
Nice! - July 25, 2009, 1:12 am, #99782
Ha, very amusing. I like it!


FOUR MOVIES - one expression


TAGS: twilight
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by internetninjaII

internetninjaII - July 26, 2011, 7:45 am, #221925
Thanks a lot for all the votes! You guys rock!
forseti - July 26, 2011, 5:15 am, #221916
the girl from twilight
rerun - July 26, 2011, 3:15 am, #221913

I guess I should know who she is before I vote on it.
forseti - July 26, 2011, 2:43 am, #221912
Sorry, Ms.! 37 votes now, 4.95/5... So I'm more or less the only one with this opinion :D
internetninjaII - July 25, 2011, 5:26 pm, #221882
Ms. Ninja... thanks for not voting, I appreciate it. everyone's taste is different, I respect that :)
Vampyro - July 25, 2011, 5:24 pm, #221881
It's not that it's funny. It's that it's true.
forseti - July 25, 2011, 2:50 pm, #221875
I won't vote on it to not ruin a straight 5 (30 times?!? OMG). Don't get why you think it's THAT funny... But congrats, Mr. Ninja! ;)
forseti - July 25, 2011, 2:47 pm, #221874
LOL!
Hawamleh - July 24, 2011, 11:34 pm, #221853
No man that guy is on a whole new plain of existence...
Tarapin - July 24, 2011, 10:05 pm, #221851
And because of that, her perfect match is...Steven Seagal!
Hawamleh - July 24, 2011, 6:36 pm, #221844
ah ah ah, remember quality before quantity !
internetninjaII - July 24, 2011, 6:21 pm, #221843
Really? I'm off to make more!
Hawamleh - July 24, 2011, 4:29 pm, #221840
You might even make the hall of fame with this one mate.
internetninjaII - July 24, 2011, 4:20 pm, #221837
I made the front page! I can die happy now :D
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 12:10 pm, #221787

5implicity works for me.


READ TWILIGHT I WILL NOT - Rip my own eyes out much I would rather.


TAGS: yoda read twilight will not
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Budog

Woodywood03c - April 14, 2012, 9:58 pm, #233306
lol
Heartbreakdrake - February 29, 2012, 6:08 am, #230334
Very funny I like good job


AND SPARKLES DESTROY VAMPIRISM. -


TAGS: twilight books saga
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by DaXiao

nicholsjoshua15 - February 25, 2013, 12:05 am, #243756
First we'll pay and then we'll pay some more. Does anyone know the score, I'm so f*cking board.
EmilioDumphque - July 24, 2012, 1:39 pm, #237577
...and Rock is dead! (Long live Paper and Scissors)
minerva1961 - July 18, 2012, 1:32 pm, #237393
Someone forgot to take his happy pill this morning.
AcidRain - July 18, 2012, 9:41 am, #237391
Ain't that the truth.


WOODEN STAKE - Oh Edward! I have a gift for you! Come on out, you sparkly bastard!


TAGS: twilight stake edward cullen gift kill vampire
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Vengeance

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 7, 2012, 3:15 pm, #239837
Love the choice of words; it's hilarious XD


AMISH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS -


TAGS: amish christmas lights
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - December 15, 2012, 4:12 pm, #241487
er, Amisha was s'posed to be Amish. I've been struck by the typo gremlin.
Silverheart - December 15, 2012, 4:11 pm, #241486
Amish shun (most) technology, and all adornments. So, despite some Amisha and Mennonite communities even havin electricity, they wouldn't put up decorative lights, nor even candles. Just saying.
falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:19 am, #241475
Wouldn't it be a candle?
MissPriss - December 13, 2012, 11:48 am, #241423
First 5L chuckle of the day.


FRUSTRATION - Hung over, outa' coffee, can't find my lighter and what the hell are you looking at?


TAGS: kid hangover lighter
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by RayZorZedge

RayZorZedge - June 9, 2010, 10:14 am, #179604
Thanks I've been doing these in my head, just to amuse myself. I found MotiFake while stumbling and thought; what the hell, why not?
suenero - June 6, 2010, 8:55 am, #179269
This is the funniest thing I seen in overr a month. Great work!


WRAPPING PAPER TUBES -


TAGS: star wars lightsaber
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

Zetmonk - February 2, 2012, 5:49 am, #228708
Hell yeah indeed!
forseti - February 2, 2012, 2:35 am, #228695
hell yeah!


JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.


TAGS: star wars mace windu jango fett jedi kill gun sword lightsaber
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by BMatt

Screamin Daemon - September 18, 2009, 2:04 pm, #119249
Excellent picture for an old expression. Nice twist.
... - July 5, 2009, 9:18 pm, #93551
Well played.


DEATH BAKERY - Cake unites even mortal enemies.




STEP ASIDE -


TAGS: death beiber twilight shootem up
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2013, 1:44 pm, #243375
Stop by the Jonas Brothers concert on your way back home. 5L
RetiredUSNChief - September 9, 2010, 5:55 am, #192922
OK, THIS one just became a new favorite!
Mr. Shiny - August 21, 2010, 3:50 am, #190241
Stop by the Jersey Shore while your at it, 5L's.
GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 10:44 am, #189868
FP FTFW!!! 5L+
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 9:16 pm, #189815
Don't miss the Kanye West convention. 5/5


DYING LEPRECHAUNS -


TAGS: leprechaun lightning rainbow nature
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Sparkynator

falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:34 pm, #223776
No pot of gold under this rainbow...
the1stCOMMI3 - August 24, 2011, 6:42 pm, #223452
perfect. simply perfect.


MURDER - Still a better love story than Twilight.


TAGS: murder better than twilight
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

astro250 - April 27, 2012, 2:57 pm, #233899
awesome
dogwelder - April 26, 2012, 11:20 pm, #233885
vibrant colors!
tellitlikeitis - April 26, 2012, 10:16 pm, #233883
Brillant.


PESSIMISM -


TAGS: the light at the end of a tunnel pessimism murphys law pzy
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Sho - November 1, 2010, 12:21 pm, #200621
Lol i did something similiar, but this one is beautiful :'D
angelous - October 25, 2010, 6:44 pm, #199711
nice stuff


Pow! -


TAGS: the count edward beatdown twilight
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by falloutghoul

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:05 pm, #250118
When a purple muppet does a better job of being a vampire than your OC...it's time to rethink your life.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:09 pm, #247890
vampires should only sparkle when they're on fire.
bigsouthfork - May 2, 2013, 11:03 pm, #245488
Take that you sparking bastard!


THIS IS... - the true ending!


TAGS: g** twilight lol
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by dedede

corbett06 - August 24, 2010, 7:56 pm, #190673
i think we need to call up vanhellsing and have him shoot the people that decided to make the g** a** twilight movies...fitting ending for them i think
vihtori - May 3, 2010, 2:03 am, #174475
this is what the world needs to see. the stark truth that is movie is g**.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 6:39 am, #166731
~ applauds ~ and does the arsenio hall WOOWOOWOO there are no words that can describe how this is ^__^ so ill use the one word we all know can sum it up =D *SMURF*
TintedTearz - February 12, 2010, 7:30 am, #157522
You just folded Kristen's head out, you ***k. I hate you.
Shyanne - December 1, 2009, 10:05 am, #141385
ha ha awesome I knew it
yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 28, 2009, 1:29 am, #140653
yah, and the hajii's only sell bootlegg copies where their heads are cut off for half the movie. Not that i would buy or watch it.


GRANDPA - Apparently he's not a big fan of the Twilight movies.


TAGS: grandpa vampire twilight fan
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by MustyK

xXxEpicWinxXx - April 20, 2010, 7:10 pm, #172706
Exactly what he is talking about.


JEDI SQUIRRELS - Is there *anything* George won't try to add to the movies?


TAGS: starwars jedi squirrels lucas lightsaber
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Gamedoc

demonranger - March 10, 2012, 4:47 pm, #231012
obviously he wil put anything in


TWI-DON'T -




MY MIND - Is like lightning... One BRILLIANT flash... Then it's gone


TAGS: my mind is like lightning
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - February 10, 2012, 9:41 am, #229259
Hahahaha, nice, I would've said the same, but then I'm contradicting my own poster XD lol
OmegaReaper - February 9, 2012, 3:19 pm, #229211
xD for me its more like ''seasonal thunder storms'' witch happen really rarely :P


KIDS - Why do you assume that flesh eating monsters are afraid of a 7.5 watt bulbs?


TAGS: nightlight monster under bed
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Kolin2002

M0rd3kaI - May 4, 2012, 1:26 pm, #234156
Grammar: ...a 7.5 watt bulb* good poster though


STILL - A much better love story than Twilight


TAGS: love story twilight nerf fight
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2014, 2:03 pm, #252611
The fact is that most women are old sticks in the mud. They never wanna have fun, they always gripe, and they think the only things a man should enjoy is serving them.
Altrunchen - September 23, 2013, 1:14 pm, #249948
I would date the hell out of a chick as awesome as that!
lgvernon - June 9, 2012, 12:15 am, #236032

Ahem~~~I keep a squirt gun in the bowl of my stand mixer at the end of the kitchen counter. Spontaneous waterfights are known to break out at my house.


MIDNIGHT SNACKS - If we aren't supposed to have a midnight snack then why is there a light in the fridge ?


TAGS: midnight snack light in fridge
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Budog

gas - August 13, 2011, 12:02 pm, #222979
I forgot, 5L
gas - August 13, 2011, 11:59 am, #222978
another question for philosoraptor!


TEMPTATION -




BLESS THEM -


TAGS: canadians flashlights
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Reality Lord - July 6, 2011, 7:30 am, #221045

epci....lol
crankyhead - July 5, 2011, 8:34 pm, #221026
knock knock....... who's there?..... Canada....... Canada who?...... Can a dang tourist not take his flashlight out for an evening stroll without upsetting the natives? 5L Airman =)
coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 8:21 pm, #221025
hers got bleeped?
coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 7:11 pm, #221024
fla****? Haha! Get it? Get it? Eh, sorry. 5L
spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:22 pm, #221016
LOL! Slow news day.


REDNECKS - We love the Christmas season too


TAGS: christmas redneck lights
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by MacMogan

fascistfrenchman - November 9, 2011, 5:52 am, #225644
Now that's a clever use of Christmas lights, unless you get ticketed by the electric company for poaching. 4 Lions (-1 for the poor quality of the picture).


REINVENTING -


TAGS: invention traffic light
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - November 27, 2011, 12:51 am, #226184
I like how your avatar goes with the comment xD
maoworks2 - November 26, 2011, 10:09 am, #226169
That's Cool,I'm Trying To Be young
mariand - November 25, 2011, 6:03 pm, #226161
seems an interesting idea...


HE DOESN'T TURN THE LIGHTS ON.... - he turns the dark off.


TAGS: lights chuck norris
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by longnose

longnose - June 5, 2011, 1:28 am, #219599
only Chuck knows dude...
GySgt1811 - June 4, 2011, 7:24 pm, #219584
What's a dark off? And how/why would you want to turn it?


JEDI ALICE - No! Off with YOUR head!




Enlightenment -


TAGS: light heat icbm reagan quote
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

beastmaster - September 9, 2014, 7:57 pm, #256638
"Civilization is nothing else but the attempt to reduce force to being the last resort." -- José Ortega y Gasset (1883-1955)
maoworks2 - September 6, 2014, 8:12 am, #256589
Nuke-em Till They Glow.


DOUBLE STANDARDS - sure when Robert Pattinson does it it's romantic but when I do it it's creepy


TAGS: twilight stalkers
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by daimuldoon

TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 10:00 am, #212833
its not romantic its just plain creepy


SILLY OTTER - go put that down and get me a guinness instead




L: WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE - I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.


TAGS: l death note anime manga kira light yagami misa near mello
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by lawiett

tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:14 am, #123466
so true! L power!


ACTOR - his name is Robert Pattinson. he is not Edward. Edward is not real.




EXISTENTIALISM -




THE JOY OF YOUTH -


TAGS: refrigerator light
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

mariand - October 7, 2011, 4:38 am, #224803
oh yeah...it's like has been yesterday


sith army knife -




REAL LIFE - Still a better love story than Twilight


TAGS: better love story than twilight
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

Ganon2012 - September 13, 2012, 1:18 am, #239115
If I were her, I'd be concerned that he will do all that other stuff after picking up the dog crap. lol
Kyronic - May 19, 2012, 2:22 am, #234830
That's funny. 5 lions.


CHAUVINISM -


TAGS: ***ist light bulbs
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2012, 5:16 am, #241608
ROFL! 5 plus 1,000!
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:36 pm, #180837
Brutal! 5L


REVENGE OF THE NERDS - It's going to end in a lightsaber gang bang.




THE COUNT - Could Easily Kick Edward Cullen's Ass.


TAGS: the count twilight edward bella
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by juelsk93

Sho - July 4, 2010, 7:27 pm, #183265
Lol that comment gets a 5L from me xD
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:16 pm, #141535
One... ha ha ha one lion! Ha ha ha ha!


HELL NO - I don't sparkle in sunlight!


TAGS: dracula twilight vampire christopher lee
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by MeYouFools

Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:46 am, #184734
Meh a bit better. Dont continue on the vampire theme tho.


EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT A VAMPIRE - He's a fairy.


TAGS: dracula twilight vampire christopher lee
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by MeYouFools

Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:45 am, #184733
1L


WWF STILL A BETTER STORY THAN TWILIGHT -


TAGS: wwf better story than twilight
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Budog

Nahrond - January 28, 2012, 1:25 am, #228281
Anybody wanna peanut????
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:30 pm, #227819
Big Jean .
Reality Lord - January 19, 2012, 5:30 pm, #227773

i lol'd


FLIGHT MEDICS - Taking Bad-Ass to a new level




VAMPIRES WERE ONCE BADASS -


TAGS: blade twilight death badass wesley
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 1:35 am, #239210
Were you trying to spell "Heresy"? (opinion or doctrine at variance with the orthodox or accepted doctrine)
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 9:46 am, #187973
InDeeD
Koradan - June 30, 2010, 7:02 pm, #182713
OH... HELL... YEAH!


BUDDHISM - Basically be nice or you will be an insect in your next life. Oh and don't squish that mosquito it may be your bad uncle Jeff.


TAGS: consider yourself enlightened
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

nicholsjoshua15 - March 17, 2013, 8:01 pm, #244392
I that is shlung?
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 4:19 am, #239214
That's not Buddha, that's h**ei!
frostandrew - May 24, 2011, 11:49 am, #219012
Buddhism doesnt celebrate reincarnation, in fact The last Buddha denied it lol Fail......the fact that I know this is even more of a fail -__-
Derek - June 3, 2010, 7:23 pm, #178969
You 'avin a laugh? 'E's 'avin a laugh!


REDNECK CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - And, yes they are tampons.




PESSIMISM -




SUNRISE -


TAGS: pzy sunrise wake up light
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Ozbad - July 23, 2012, 6:22 pm, #237548
lol for me .. it means bed time .


JIM ROHN -


TAGS: dawn path light
Rating: 4.13/5

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A LONG TIME AGO - in a galaxy far, far away... Okay, it was Tijuana


TAGS: star wars luke skywalker pinata tijuana galaxy light saber
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 9:16 am, #138074
I saw this show in Tijuana one time...this lady comes out and dances n****, then an AT-AT comes out on stage and they...
Ed-Hyde - November 20, 2009, 7:02 am, #138049
Certainly feels far far away the next morning.


WOLVERINE WITH LIGHTSABER CLAWS - HIS BEST FRIEND IS CHUCK NORRIS, ACCEPT THIS MOTIFAKE OR THEY WILL GET YOU.




3RD CLASS - When this seat is all you could afford.




BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers


TAGS: actions speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion or make light of the pretend characters portrayed in these religions
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Chef

GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:07 am, #255896
‘a’ life…get ‘a’ life….sheeesh, I got 6 months once…seemed like life.
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 9:21 am, #255895
Wy, thank you for pointing this out, salearling. I was just thinking; ‘man, I need to get life’. Now? Now I feel p-r-e-t-t-y phookin’ good about mine.
salearling - July 28, 2014, 8:20 am, #255894
This is totally wrong... it should be Bugs in the center. At least he stuck with his original name his whole career, instead of Steamboat Willie.


LIGHTSABERS - IF CHUCK NORRIS GOT ONE THE WORLD WOULD EXPLODE.




BLUSH -


TAGS: blade twilight new moon
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Kero

TWOEDGE - November 17, 2011, 11:32 am, #225887
yeah Blade likes to kills he’s pixy dust vampires before breakfast
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am, #182640
Seen it.


LIGHTNING TORNADO - natures baddass


TAGS: lightning baddass tornado nature
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by tymondude

nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 1:09 pm, #261716
Is it nature's badass, or just an angry Sith Lord?
GreyScorpion - March 20, 2010, 11:32 am, #166008
ahh, that'd be me too. I'll go stand in the corner now :-(
faceplant - March 20, 2010, 4:01 am, #165945
its a volcano, not a tornado... god some people are f***ing stupid
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 4:00 am, #165944
When your avatar crosses his arms, he looks like he's wearing a tube top. That's hawt.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:59 am, #165942
dammit...
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:57 am, #165941
LMAO! Produce is gonna march on Washington state!
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:57 am, #165940
YOUR SPELLING: One of the few times that double Ds looked so stupid.
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:57 am, #165939
Produce is in the closet!
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:56 am, #165938
Me? Oh yeah. I'm just a closet grammar Na- never mind.
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:55 am, #165937
THE EDGE: Yup, you've reached your "masturbation limit." God won't warn you again.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:54 am, #165936
Daddy daycare ain't lovin life?
MrRandom - March 20, 2010, 3:53 am, #165935
God : He gets pissy during March Madness
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:52 am, #165934
APOSTROPHE "S": Remember that for next time, ddude. (4 times)
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:46 am, #165933
Looks amazing Pro! Truly epic! Thanks for letting me peek.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:46 am, #165932
Now, three times. Thanks, Bart! LOL!!!!
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:44 am, #165931
The pic has been used twice before... and sadly, with only slightly better quality. Sad that it was used, as other pics, so irresponsibly.
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:44 am, #165930
"LIGHTNING TORNADO: d*** it! We just got flood insurance!" "LIGHTNING TORNADO: God's way of saying 'Yeah, I can do whatever...atheist.'"
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:44 am, #165929
Bart: A sneak peek via PM in 3..2...1...
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:40 am, #165927
Here's a better one... "LIGHTNING TORNADO: that's what she said." Brilliant, I know.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:39 am, #165926
Mine was because it's an interesting picture, but that caption...
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:32 am, #165920
Is it the same as my sigh? Because I wanted to ream everyone involved in this poster... the user, artist, ph**ographer, english teachers, 'no child left behind' proponents, Paris Hilton, Retrochop, and the approver.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:23 am, #165917
Absolutely.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:21 am, #165915
Veggie? sigh?
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:19 am, #165914
*sighs*
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 12:18 pm, #165648
Ok.


THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL - Only those willing to walk in the dark with open eyes may see it.


TAGS: dark light tunnel
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Watcher

Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 3:52 am, #241535
That's one big toilet paper roll...
Zetmonk - February 6, 2012, 5:38 am, #228999
That's quite significant.


GOD'S FURY - Never Piss Him Off


TAGS: lighting storm fury god
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by tjhawk

spypengen - March 16, 2012, 9:11 am, #231450
@carebear either way im hiding *hides under rock*
gas - March 15, 2012, 6:14 pm, #231382
LOL carebear! xD
carebear - March 14, 2012, 8:15 pm, #231327
(carebear BANNED)


PLEASE SHOOT ME NOW -


TAGS: twilight misery suffering blame chhezburger
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 7:24 pm, #253377
Still better than the Dinosaur Erotica that's being written nowadays.
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 1:24 am, #227919
@gas Nah. I watched the 1st (Horrible. "Let's run up trees!") & the 2nd, which was better. Never saw the rest, fortunately. Ex went with girlfriends, but made me watch the DVDs. Hence my ex. ;)
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 1:20 am, #227918
@DR Well, I'm not a father, but a**uming I had a daughter... Unless you're being sarcastic. *shrug*
Houseplant - January 21, 2012, 10:39 am, #227889
I'd need a "fifth" just to set through only one of them..5L
DRhatman - January 19, 2012, 11:42 pm, #227780
your a great parent
gas - January 19, 2012, 9:50 am, #227745
I pity you lol


PROOF! - All Edwards Sparkle!


TAGS: edward fullmetalachemist hetalia twilight sparkle
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by gazzyfan6597

tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 3:00 pm, #248079
Bah. In real life vampires only sparkle when they're on fire.
steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 12:34 pm, #243676
Edward is not having carnal pleasures with tentacles so it doesn't qualify as anime.
- February 21, 2013, 11:24 am, #243675
.... this has animai thats against the rules. mods wtf.....


LIGHTSABERS - Everything's cooler with them.




Vincent Valentine -


TAGS: valentine vampire twilight ffvii final fantasy 7 vii edward cullen gamer gamers fangirl
Rating: 1.77/5

More motifakes by Panther

Hawamleh - February 15, 2011, 3:33 am, #212405
I wish I was..
Claire - February 14, 2011, 9:56 pm, #212396
Not really, you're both nerds.
Waylander - February 14, 2011, 8:45 pm, #212389
Vincent: A fictional character from a decade old game. Cullen: A p***vamp from the hastily constructed novel of a outpatient in a psyche ward. There is a debate here?
Hawamleh - February 14, 2011, 6:38 pm, #212382
ow the actor that played Cullen is badass, possible borderline alcoholic and has some good movies.] you on the other hand masturbating your limp ***ks to video game characters are just sad...
agdaniele - February 14, 2011, 6:26 pm, #212381
Now, when you say "badass"... you do realize that he can only bully other animated characters, right?
AnSiogOlc - February 14, 2011, 5:53 pm, #212380
HOW DARE YOU!!!! Edward Cullen is a sparkly freak loved by nothing but 10 year old girls!!!! Vincent Valentine isn't even a Vampire!!!! And he is badass! I had to join the site just to share my thoughts on this matter....I was that disappointed in the pic
Saint970 - January 14, 2010, 5:50 pm, #152849
Vincent>Edward, there's just no competition. Vincent is better...and not g**.
informator - August 11, 2009, 11:54 pm, #107444
f*** no -_- vincent is badass pretty, but badass. cullen isnt even pretty. and he is in no way badass.
morgenlust - August 11, 2009, 7:43 pm, #107311
no effing way...vicent kicks a** like edward takes it
morgenlust - August 11, 2009, 7:38 pm, #107310
no effing way...vincent kicks a** in ways that edward takes it
Jericho - August 9, 2009, 3:28 am, #106332
I Agree With The Fellow Below Me.
Vincent is hot! - May 31, 2009, 9:39 am, #83339
No way can you compare Valentine to Edward Cullen. Vincent is in a league right over Edward Cullen's head! Edward may be a cute character in a book, but he cannot compare to the enigma of Vincent Valentine's charisma! End of story...
Someone Else - May 22, 2009, 5:58 pm, #81554
Vincent is like Edward Cullen. Except less g**. ALOT less g**.
I hate edward - May 14, 2009, 4:55 pm, #80039
:o Do not compare Vincent to that walking bucket of glitterglue!!! Vincent is way more awesome. End of story.
anon - February 19, 2009, 10:29 pm, #60828
fake true men does not shine
Panther - January 3, 2009, 3:18 pm, #48948
Vincent Valentine (the guy pictured here) is like Edward Cullen (the vampire from Twilight) for gamers (Vincent is from a game called Final Fantasy VII). You probably wouldn't get the joke if I explained it.
Huh? - December 18, 2008, 7:56 am, #45183
Who's who for what?


PRESPECTIVE -


TAGS: flight
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by rerun

Demo33 - June 8, 2011, 8:22 pm, #219711
Prediction fail. x


LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND -


TAGS: appearance light sound logic stupid
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Rick69

suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:48 am, #228422
LMAO not the chick in the pic, I was referring to SPalin
Reality Lord - January 30, 2012, 7:39 am, #228419

cou***...? omg she's so young she's almost too cute to spank hard....almost...:)
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 10:00 pm, #228391
and she's some h** piece of coug*r too ! hey RL, sup ?
Reality Lord - January 29, 2012, 9:38 pm, #228388

i'd argue the point that she's very bright and knew exactly what she was doing...and got the job :)
djrcreative - January 29, 2012, 8:28 pm, #228387
This poster captures my thoughts back when Sarah Palin was introduced. Good show. 5L
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 2:32 pm, #228358
rick d5555p in the house !
Rick69 - January 29, 2012, 1:58 pm, #228357
Cheers! :) . . . Still, I don't think the real House would approve your comment if taken literally . . . ;D
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 1:41 pm, #228356
r5ck in the house !


I HAVE AN IDEA : LET'S PULL THE PLUG AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS -


TAGS: ideas lamp light action bright
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by timmey

carebear - March 13, 2012, 8:41 pm, #231251
(carebear BANNED)


HOT POTATO - Fresh from I-da-Ho and shaved just the way you like. What more could a man ask for?


TAGS: a game for spud lovers everywhere turn the lights low shaved clean
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:19 pm, #239058
An hourglass figure.
Cubbybear - January 27, 2010, 10:04 pm, #154874
one hell of a ***y potato


INSTRUCTIVE - After you buy the replacement, place it carefully on the base of the sword




TWILIGHT - Yeah, That's More Like It


TAGS: twilight edward jacob new moon g**
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by jerome

aesop's folly - December 4, 2009, 9:08 pm, #142551
i took 1 of those online "r u edward or jake" quizes, and it got me, i don't wanna be a fag-vamp, i got werewolf
Zed - December 4, 2009, 1:50 pm, #142457
So what's the problem? Next time you see some idiot teenager reaching for one of these books in Wal-Mart, grab it and beat them to death with it.
Treehodger - December 4, 2009, 11:54 am, #142443
I am an American and I agree 110% with the user below, strangely enough named "Me_". American's today have lost quite a lot of morals, values, and rights in place of wimpy "Tween" attitudes. Kudos Me_, and 5L for this epic MotiFake.
Me_ - December 4, 2009, 11:31 am, #142439
The pussification of the US has even reached the vampires. The Nosferatu are rolling in their graves waiting for the sun to go down.
Zed - December 4, 2009, 8:30 am, #142432
Twilight: Mormon religious propaganda badly disguised as a vampire story. VERY BADLY.


GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.




MEANWHILE - Somewhere in Ohio... an invite-only test flight of the Amish RV upgrade - The Amibus A 316 Pilot has been identified as Brother Amiwright


TAGS: amish flight test upgrade funny
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - August 20, 2011, 12:11 am, #223240
D'oh-eth... Its only a test flight. You can test anything.
Verdeckt - August 19, 2011, 6:50 pm, #223211
'Tis a fine barn but 'tis no plane english
bassman007 - August 19, 2011, 5:44 pm, #223200
That is soo fake. There is noo way one horse could pull all that!!!


BAD HAIR DAY - Your hair will stand on end just before God Smites you with a bolt from the blue!




RACIAL MINORITIES - Are even present in a galaxy far, far away.




MR M -


TAGS: mr m internet dies sunlight again
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

gas - February 1, 2012, 4:07 pm, #228630
mom? dad? friends? xD


NELLIS AFB LAS VEGAS -


TAGS: flight optimism usaf
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2015, 2:28 am, #259682
Ye5, and the opportunist has a business that sells both.
mariand - May 23, 2012, 1:33 pm, #235029
interesting theory...


LIGHT BULBS -


TAGS: feds change light bulbs
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by champ99

Warthog - November 15, 2011, 12:32 am, #225810
no no no, one to hold the light bulb, one to hold the ladder and two to fill out the paperwork!
champ99 - November 14, 2011, 3:56 pm, #225792
Like totally gnarly dude!
ICEMAN - November 11, 2011, 12:54 am, #225711
It only takes two Californians, one to screw in the bulb & the other to experience the moment.
serenityfailed - November 11, 2011, 12:26 am, #225710
I's say 3, 1 to change the bulb, a sup***isor and a union rep who has to approve the work in order for it to start to enusre that no-one, especially the sup***isor is getting overworked or cheated from work
champ99 - November 10, 2011, 8:38 pm, #225695
I know the 1L bombers have a problem with them. ;-)
mariand - November 10, 2011, 3:35 pm, #225686
lol...I knew the same one with policemen


WHAT DOES NOT KILL US - MAKES US STRONGER If it doesn't make you stronger then pretty sure bet you'll wish it had killed you.


TAGS: kill stronger bet wish lightening
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 8, 2012, 8:02 pm, #234389
Yep life is harder than people lead you to believe ;)
MakeCash25com - May 8, 2012, 7:27 pm, #234386
totally agreed


THOMAS EDISON... - ...10 minutes, BEFORE, he invented the light bulb !


TAGS: light edison think imagination ideas
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by showmeone

AudioStalker - March 23, 2011, 5:39 pm, #215062
Oh... That sweet Edison again. Wouldn't surprise me if he said that "Candles where his inventions" as well.
motinet - March 23, 2011, 4:49 pm, #215058

LMAO you guys are getting goooood. I dont even want to try anymore
TheOne - March 22, 2011, 4:31 pm, #214953
Heheh Nice.


HOW MANY -


TAGS: calendar light bulb joke funny
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - November 10, 2011, 7:17 am, #225678
LOL...cool
gas - November 9, 2011, 10:43 pm, #225672
hahaha, great


TWILIGHT - Even WoW knows what's up


TAGS: twilight wow
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Das Ghoti

CoolioIndeed - April 1, 2010, 5:10 pm, #168689
Well played, 5L.


THE GODS ARE ANGRY - I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.


TAGS: lightning greece irritation gods
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by MFS

spacedog - July 23, 2010, 4:33 pm, #186083
Nice. That guy's wondering how the heck is he gonna walk home through that.


LIGHTNING - “They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.” Clint Eastwood




OBAMA -


TAGS: obama mace windu star wars lightsaber
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by Luke

Chompers - November 10, 2010, 11:18 pm, #202307
Hey joseph, check out the forums next chance you get. The community might want to get to know you. Kthxbye
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:17 pm, #202306
lol


TEAM LUKE OR TEAM HAN - only Leia can decide


TAGS: twilight sucks star wars rocks
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by DLM4

Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 4:36 pm, #224641
and Luke's her brother.
rnbw00 - August 31, 2011, 4:29 pm, #223765
And she did. since she & Han had 3 or 4 kids.


CHUCK NORRIS - Can mix volcanoes and lightning storms without even trying.


TAGS: chuck norris volcanoes volcanos storms lightning thunder
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

Hector - May 18, 2009, 11:10 am, #80702
Fear: Chuck Norris had it for Bruce Lee.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 1:07 pm, #18700
SENSE: Chuck Norris jokes are supposed to have some. I hate you, Akyoyo.


NICE THOUGHT BUT... - Sometimes compliments can be taken the wrong way.


TAGS: christmas lights
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by Jarhead

DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 1:15 pm, #143192
......and now including this one
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:14 am, #143182
Sorry man, I'm not criticizing. How could you have seen every poster? That's impossible. Only Logicdude has seen them all.....and fapped to every one.
Jarhead - December 6, 2009, 10:07 am, #143181
Sorry I have not seen everything here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:05 am, #143180
pic overused......But It was a nice thought.


Fun Fact for Germaphobes -


TAGS: germaphobes twilight zone cremation crematorium
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 7, 2013, 2:19 pm, #247484
I'm a big fan, as you can tell, of the ORIGINAL Twilight Zone series. Rod Serling's introduction which combined me***hors and puns was truly a work of art and pure genius. Can't find anything like it on TV today.
MrStupidGir - July 6, 2013, 11:20 pm, #247451
nice, even made that twilight zone music tune in in my head as I was reading this, kudos
5150monkeylove - July 6, 2013, 2:20 pm, #247444
Written perfectly. Captured his tone and inflection on paper. Nice.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 6, 2013, 1:22 am, #247428
I know, those d**n penguins! Ewwww!
steve1961 - July 5, 2013, 9:14 pm, #247413
Except for those germ-infested penguins...
EmilioDumphque - July 5, 2013, 7:28 pm, #247407
Antarctica works too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 7:13 pm, #247406
I told you that you inspired me to word it correctly, lol.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:27 pm, #247402
Very nicely done sir. 5L nicely indeed!


LIGHTNING -


TAGS: may challenge lightning
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 7:53 am, #176072
Lightning, and sick, know how to execute a job.


THE CHURCH - Who says it can't enlighten ?


TAGS: church on fire enlighten
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 7:22 pm, #231034
If they paid taxes, they could call the fire department.
herosophocles - February 28, 2012, 6:32 am, #230268
Where's the Brimstone?
Budog - February 26, 2012, 10:46 pm, #230188
Those Pentecostals are really on fire!
rodangol - February 26, 2012, 10:26 pm, #230187
not sure, but some of its members do know how to enflame others


BUZZ LIGHTYEAR -




GOD DAMMIT JOE -


TAGS: match lighter torch anything but not the b***on jb
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 3:42 pm, #116322
The word of the day is "Fire!"...Dammit Joe ya did it again!


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